here’s some stuff I drew for my personal blog as I played through the last Kingdom Hearts game!
my favorite douchebag….
he’s just such a funny dick
pictured: my hands after trying and failing horrifically to beat Riku’s endgame
hahahaha oh god. copypasted from tumblr:
attention: tumblr user mawiles has solved kingdom hearts. this is the secret ending to Kingdom Hearts 3: Kingdom Heartser, i’ve been keeping it under my hat for as long as i could, but now i have to let the world know- pete is xehanort. he’s been xehanort the whole time.
in a climactic 10-stage battle, you will have to fight pete’s final, ultimate, and armored forms. he has a new hairstyle for each battle. his weak point is pronunciation, i hope you correct his grammar fast enough in the quick-time events. it also turns out he is sora’s father, and kairi is his long-lost clone.
kingdom hearts is not light, it’s his steamboat.
i refuse to take credit for this
(WHY DDI YOU MAKE THIS HAPPEN YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL)
(stay tuned for khiv: the kingdom gets (even) heartsier)
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SQUARE-ENIX ANNOUNCES KINGDOM HEARTS 5
Kingdom Hearts 5 (subtitled “Revenge of the Son of Kingdom Hearts”) introduces spunky new 15-year-old protagonist John Lasseter. The sleeping heart of Demyx produced him from the darkness, and he brings a whole new element of gameplay with the ability to wield 4 keyblades at once!
All the worlds based on Pixar IP’s were destroyed in a duplicate alternate timeline, and John has to recreate them from the memories of data in Riku’s old laptop in order to stop XehaPete’s ghost from destroying a Kingdom Hearts made from the hearts of inanimate objects.
Can he do it without losing himself to his dark side via his tragic past??? What is Mickey’s big secret with some rabbit lookin dude???? Has Kairi finally come to terms with being Pete’s clone??? Will any of the original voice cast return?????
All this and more in this fabulous new game, released only on Game Boy Color.