The gangly effect was heightened by his choice of clothes: a swanky suit, so tight it looked as if it had been painted on, a ridiculous long black coat, dagger-sharp shoes, and a flouncy handkerchief the size of a small tent hanging from his breast pocket. You could tell he thought he looked terribly dashing.
– The Golem’s Eye (Bartimaeus Volume 2)
this is why you don’t let teenage magicians pick out their own clothes
(guess what series I’m rereading!!)