Happy ValentEYEnes

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I used to not be interested in Valentine’s until I realized it is the holiday of horrible jokes.
And while things like hearts and flowers and pink and romance may not particularly appeal to me, PUNS DO.

I’m gonna spend the day getting lasers shot into my eyeballs, though, so I had to whip this out as fast as I could. I’m unlikely to be able to see for decent stretches tomorrow. But it’ll all be good come Friday!

HAVE A HAPPY VALENTINES, EVERYONE, PLEASE COME UP WITH A LOT OF REALLY AWFUL WORDPLAY!!